There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."
John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"
Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"
John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."
Good Morning Everyone! Have a good day!
This is a bad day for me?
I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.
your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called burger, prince
what do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day? a lazy bones!
Why don’t Mexican have sex education and a drivers education on the same day? Because the donkey gets tired.
I went to the zoo the other day and it only had one dog...yeah it was a shit-zu.
I got my job at a bank and lost the job the day I got it- a lady asked me to check her balance..... so- I pushed her...
If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. who are they going to tell? their parents
Anonymous1 day ago A bomb is like a baby when you drop it everyone screams 2 0 0
Build your ex a fire, and they're warm for a day.
Set your ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence.
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
Quote Of The Day:
It's okay to struggle.
It's not okay to give up.
I went to my girlfriend's house one day in Alabama when I met her brother. He said, "Well, I guess there's no more you stuck in the dryer."
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.
Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.
Next day:
Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?
Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.
The dad sulked for 3 whole years.
Proof that words really can hurt.
I don't see why people say that emo kid doesn't like to hangout I saw them hanging all day.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don’t have a mothers nor Father’s Day
