Dais jokes
A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted!"
Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!"
The brother yells back, "Well, at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.
What day are twins born the most?
Toos-day.
I don't care if I got beat the first day you were born. Your momma asked for a receipt!
Memes
When you reverse the roles be like:
Good Morning, Everyone! Have an amazing day!
One day an orphan threw a boomerang, but it came back, just like its parents.
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Today is the day, time for more jokes!
So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"
And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."
TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.
One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.
I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.
One day at school, little Johnny was not listening, so the teacher came up to him.
Teacher: "At the end of this ruler is someone dumb."
Little Johnny: "Miss, which end were you referring to?"
Why did the man get fired from work? Because he took two days off in February.
Why does Aaron chug beer on a Wednesday?
Because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis.