bro this guys hairline I saw the other day was no were to be seen
I just heard that the inventor of the autocorrect died the other day.
May he rest in pizza.
What Saturn's favorites Day Saturday
I heard that the numbers on the front of your credit card represent the number of minutes until you meet the ๐ love of your life!๐ and the 3 numbers on the back represent the month and day you make it official!! comment those numbers to lock it in!!๐
One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said โGO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNAโS SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)โ
One time little Johnny was watching tiktok and he saw a toy that he wanted so badly,so he cleaned up the whole house and did his homework and when he was done he saw a spill on the table,he went to the sink to grab a cloth but when he came back it was gone.He went to his mom's room and saw a drank with the lable daddy's drank so he drunk it and said it's daddy's he wont mind and all day he was like the flash so he went back turned the bottle around and it said speedy and then he said OH GREAT HEVANS.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11. My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
Two hunters were walking through the forest one day. there names were johony and papa All of the sudden,johony passes out. The other hunter panics and dials 911. The emergency responder says โ911, whats your emergency?โ The hunter replies โMy son just passed out and I donโt know what to do! I think he might be dead!โ The emergency responder replies โBefore you do anything, make sure he is dead.โ The phone goes silent and then the responder hears a gunshot. The hunter gets back on the phone and says โOk, now what?โ
Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing!!! Tomorrow I am going to six flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR day!!!!!! Woohooo!!!!
Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength. Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!!!
Peace out!!!! <3
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were. Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
So I was in the bathroom at school washing and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like "hey can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like sure and I was like come here and so she came over to me I was like girl look at ur self in the mirror and she started laughing so hard and she said I'm so ugly.
I poo 11 times a day.
When your legs forget how to work after leg day *I can't climb the stairs* Michael Myers right behind me* Runs like I'm a track star*
I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm. It gave me a discount!
i threw a lamp at a depressed kid,i was js trying to brighten up his day
Hey guys, I just wanna say I say what happened to Kanye, he is one of my favorite rappers and heโs going through a hard time. I donโt see why people canโt just spread love and kindness like me๐
I think that Kanye was right to say what he said, I completely support him and I donโt understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment and Yeezy should be sued for it.
Quote of the day: love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships-Collin Kaepernick
"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered."
I don't see why people these days choose their gender, there's only two it's nerf or nothing. (im just joking i honestly dont care)
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
