How was the slice of cheese 🧀 doing in the kitchen?
Cheddar!
Butter believe it
When my dad left he said he would bring back the milk but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him and he said "I used all the milk to make your sister"
I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.
Yesterday, a guy threw a litre of milk at me.
How dairy!
Wanna hear a joke about cheese never mind it’s to cheesy <:
I will be back, im gonna get milk..... Me:....
CHEESE
yesterday i was asked where my parents are i said getting milk
Kid: Dad where are you going
Dad: To get milk
TEN YEARS LATER
Kids friend: wheres your dad
Kid: he went to get milk but never came back
Child: *drinking milk*
Farmer: hey, what are you doing?
Child: oh I just milked one of your cows
Farmer: We don't have any cows, we only have bulls
Child: *realizes*
Why did dairy queen and burger king get arrested for copywrite infringement? because they gave birth to five guys.
what do you call expired milk
the milky way
Why do orphans like milk so much? Because they got no milk as a baby.
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
I have a cow over my house spending the night with me because she has been out in the streets homeless and poor so my family force it to come and live with me at my place. The cow ask me where do I keep all the dairy items like the milk cheese yogurt and meat? In the refrigerator where do you think i keep on the farm with all the rest of those cows? That night we had to share a room and sleep in the same damn bed then she starting getting high and drinked some cow wine with titty milk and it made her shit all over the bed.
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink. Dairy free.
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
What did one cheese say to the other cheese?
"Hello, its a nice day, do you have any plans on what your going to do?"... The other cheese was taken back by his politeness and friendliness, they agreed to meet again, and were soon married and lived happily ever after. Let this tale of the two cheeses inspire you to be a better person.
How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-ère.
