daddy's jokes
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound. Daddy has that game, too!”
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
If I fuck you harder, you have to scream "daddy," but what happens when you cum?
Why can't male orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Want a kiss, daddy? Want a blow job?
Why did my dad leave me and my mum?
I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"
Why can orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute?
Because they want to call someone "daddy."
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
Why can’t orphans date?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "Daddy."
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy" 😔
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.