daddy's jokes
Want a kiss, daddy? Want a blow job?
Why did my dad leave me and my mum?
I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"
Why can orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute?
Because they want to call someone "daddy."
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
Why can’t orphans date?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "Daddy."
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy" 😔
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What is the difference between a hoe's birth Daddy and her pimp Daddy?
The first daddy plants the seed in a cunt, and the second reaps the harvest from the cunt.