Curry jokes
An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.
Is Stephen Hawking under warranty? If so, can I bring him back to Currys PC World?
Two Indians went to a fine restaurant. They ordered parathas with curry. HAHAHAHAHA
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To get to the curry shop.
What did the Indian person say to the lady?
"Curry up, will you?"
Paki curry is shit.
Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?
What country did Indians invent?
Curry-a.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
CURRY in a hurry.
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
At what speed is the curry going at?
In a hurry to the curry, man!
What did the Indian say to the fat man?
"Curry up!"
Keep calm and curry on!
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.
Went to my local Indian restaurant and asked the waiter for a chicken tarka Masala.
The waiter said, "What's that?"
I said, "It's the same as a tikka, just a little otter."
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?
When Stephen Hawking is ill 🤮, do you take him to Curry's PC World or the doctors? 😂😂😂😂
So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"