Curry jokes
If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.
"Curry muncher!"
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.
Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
“Come again!” says the woman behind the desk.
“No, it’s curry this time.”
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
How much curry can an Indian eat? Until his red dot explodes.
Curry must hurry.
My Indian wife said last night if her fanny would taste like vindaloo curry, I said I've smelt your fucking armpits, you've got no chance.
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
What do you call your Indian best friend who is the ABSOLUTE BEST at cunnilingus? A Curry Muncher.
Curry.
Why did Draven eat curry?
I don't know, ask him.
Dravenッ
Curry hits 3s, and Kobe hit 3 trees.
If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?