Took my receipt to the sperm bank so I can get this comeback
what do cg artists and porn stars have in common? they both Composite (cum pose it) at the end
Meow meow im a cow and i like cum cum cum
Why do pedophiles always lose a race?
Because they cum in a little behind.
Rose's are red my cum is blue I'll wait till your asleep to rape you
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces cum in pears
your mom said my cum tastes like captain crunch bitch
how many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb... none they cant change anything I am just kidding you know gay jokes aren't funny cum on guys.
What is bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you
Your manna so fat your father will be cumming around the mountain when he cums.
Jack and Jill when’s up the hill to have a thrill with pills jack came down fuck a clown and the cum made them frown
Why are santa's balls so big? because he comes (cums) once a year
What is long, hard and has cum in it? CuCUMber.
What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? SiX
To all my haters, keep sucking. Im about to cum
There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face. Then he stopped & had sex again x6, now he was left with...
Enyaw’s fanny smells of dirty ,moist ,fishy ,rotten egg , dead Elizabeth, pig dick , cow cum filth 🤭. Dirty bitch
What is cums favorite hotel? The four SEMENs
I cum ( Can't understand math)
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