I saw my sisters masturbating with a cucumbers and hotdogs. I said "Come on that I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like a hotdogs and cucumbers!
Riddle me this batman, Whats long round and has cum in the middle Batman: A dick Riddler: NO NO NOOOO iT'S A cuCUMber
What's the definition of suspicious.....,,A nun doing sit-ups in a cucumber field 💀
What do u call a cut cucumber? A guy with no legs
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
My Penis is big and long what else is... my condom.....cucumber🥒🥒🥒🥜🖕🤬
What is the only thing lesbians now how to grow? Cucumbers
What is long, hard and has cum in it? CuCUMber.
What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? SiX
Today i went to get a sub and they asked me if i wanted all vegetables.. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
A woman went into her garden and danced in front of her vegetables. The next morning, her corn didn’t grow, and the tomatoes didn’t blush or turn red, but the cucumbers grew four inches.
What is an orange cucumber........ A carrot duh
What’s a green cucumber....... A carrot
What is long, hard, and has cum in it?
A cucumber.
A boy walks in to class with shirt, pants, underwear, and socks teacher says “where have you been” the boy says on a peach hill.
Another boy walks in with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks teacher says “Where have you been” boy says on a peach hill.
Then a girl walk in a the teacher says “ And where on earth have you been” the girl says “ well you see...” then teacher stops her and says “ let me guess on a peach hill” girl says “ no on 2 big cucumbers.
What kind of veggie is always getting it self into a hard situation?
A pickle.
What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?
You need more dressing.
why did the cucumber go to the doctor because he wasn't peeling well
Pickle carrots
When I am getting bore, I hold a banana start shaking suddenly it gives out juice after a few min I get excited ohhhhhhj.... Try with a cucumber
What’s the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber 🥒
