Cucumber

Cucumber jokes

Short jokes

All right, I know one joke. Um, there's a mollusk, see? And he walks up to a sea...

Well, he doesn't walk up, he swims up.

Well, actually, the mollusk isn't moving, he's in one place.

And then the sea cucumber, well, they... I mixed up.

There was a mollusk and a sea cucumber. None of them were walking, so forget that...

There was this mollusk and he walks up to a sea cucumber. Normally they don't talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke, everyone talks.

So just then, the sea cucumber looks over to the mollusk and says, "With fronds like these, who needs anemones?"

Nun

What is the definition of suspicion? A: A nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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    • What's the difference between hungry and horny?

    Where you stick the cucumber.

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    • Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?

    She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.

    Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?

    She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.

    I saw my sisters masturbating with cucumbers and hotdogs.

    I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like hotdogs and cucumbers!"

    My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.

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    • Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.

    A woman went into her garden and danced in front of her vegetables.

    The next morning, her corn didn’t grow, and the tomatoes didn’t blush or turn red, but the cucumbers grew four inches.

    A boy walks into class with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks. The teacher says, "Where have you been?" The boy says, "On a peach hill."

    Another boy walks in with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks. The teacher says, "Where have you been?" The boy says, "On a peach hill."

    Then a girl walks in, and the teacher says, "And where on earth have you been?" The girl says, "Well, you see..." Then the teacher stops her and says, "Let me guess, on a peach hill?" The girl says, "No, on 2 big cucumbers."