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3 months ago
A screenshot of a tweet from user 'vandal @inb_x3' that reads 'mesopotamian farmers after discovering irrigation'. Below the tweet is a video thumbnail showing a surprised man with wide eyes and an open mouth, holding a yellow measuring tape next to a long, green cucumber. To the right of him, in large white letters, it says 'IT WORKED!'. A timestamp '9:23' is visible in the bottom right.
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    Food

    5 years ago

    What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?

    You need more dressing.

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    7 years ago

    What's long, hard, and has cum in it?

    A cuCUMber.

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    6 months ago

    What's the difference between hungry and horny?

    Where you stick the cucumber.

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