Why didn't Stephen Hawkin cross the road? Because he rolled other to the other side!!!
Stephen Hawkins died crossing the road, he was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
Time for a story: There are 500 bricks on a plane, one falls off. How many are left? 499.
What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator? Open fridge, put in elephant, close fridge.
What are the 4 steps to putting a giraffe in a fridge? Open fridge, take out elephant, put in giraffe, close fridge.
The lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend except one, who is it? Giraffe, he's stuck in the fridge.
Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across safely, how? The alligators where at the birthday party.
Sally dies anyway. How? She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
How did Princess Diana cross the road through the windshield
Why did the toilet paper cross the road It didnt it got stuck in a crack
why did the chicken cross the road? whos gives a shit i wanna know how it got the car started
Why was Jesus not good at Basketball? . . . Because he died in the Cross 😈
Dead people can’t cross the street cuz there dead ha ha
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road. It didn't have the guts to do it.
Immigration jokes just cross the line.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road Because it was stuck in a crack
Why cant the toliot paper cross the road- because it got stuck in a crack
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice
Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it... at least Jesus didn't get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
What do you get if you cross a zebra and a donkey? Zeedonk
Why did the Canadian cross the road? To say sorry to the other side.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
Who knows and who cares.
There once was a street named Chuck Norris-They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives
What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand? - A ham sandwich
Why don't mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing"