Time for a story: There are 500 bricks on a plane, one falls off. How many are left?

What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator? Open fridge, put in elephant, close fridge.

What are the 4 steps to putting a giraffe in a fridge? Open fridge, take out elephant, put in giraffe, close fridge.

The lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend except one, who is it? Giraffe, he’s stuck in the fridge.

Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across safely, how? The alligators where at the birthday party.

Sally dies anyway. How? She got hit in the head by a flying brick.

Comments (8)

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Good calibration, a bit too lengthy. 😉

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How did she swim Sally has no arms friend

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XD hats off to this one

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Bliz, you're on to something

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Not bad, but someone else must've robbed your joke or you robbed theirs. Rule no. 1 in the industry of making jokes never use someone elses jokes. I make jokes on this website they are Fish and Sea jokes, Check it out now! I'm called GlitzyGlamGirl(GGG)

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Good job I love it you should make more and better ones too.

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I think Sally did an amazing job☺☺🦄🐈