what is the one thing cripples can't do......stand up comedy
Cripple Jokes
If a crippled man told stories about himself, would that be called VeggieTales?
These three men wanted to start a band one had the idea to call them the rolling stones, one wanted to call them the veggies the other said lets be the cripples as they all rolled away
what did the orphan say to the crippled man.
i suffer from crippling depression
why were helen kellers hands crippled? From reading stop signs at fifty miles per hour
So I added Paul walker on Xbox the other day, and it’s annoying cause all he does isn’t sit on the dashboard
Why does Stephen Hawking do one liners?
Because he can't do standup
knock knock
whos there
crippling Depression
crippling Depression wh--
ME
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks
I helped my son (who is missing his arms) unwrap his christmas present ungrateful bastard just sits there and cries, and it's a pair of mittens. the ungrateful bastard is just sitting there, crying.
I got my little girl a hand sewing kit for her birthday and she cried. I didn't understand why until I realized that she had no hands to sew with.
son: yo dawg, tell me a story dad: yall motherfuckers aint gon believe dis shit, so there was dis fairy aight, she had wings, so she flys into a kfc, and comes out with wings, chicken wings. Also why did hawking try to walk across the road, his wheelchair only goes 1 mph so he got hit by a bus.
To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I'm still here
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas, this upsets the boy. Why? Answer: He has no legs..........the boy has no legs.
bradley
louie
how did stephen hawking die he lost internet connection
Someone tracked down a crippeled and said, "you can hide but you can't run"
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement
What's an edible part of a wheelchair? A vegetable
