Homemade jokes

What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Homemade cookies.

I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.

Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.

What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.

What type of cake can orphans not have?

Homemade.

Why can the orphan only go to restaurants?

Because they can't have homemade meals.

Florida: Homemade Taco Stand.

California: Homemade Lemonade Stand.

Alabama: Homemade Abortion Stand.

What cookie has an orphan never had?

Homemade.

I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh

How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?

Homemade.

What kind of cake can an orphan not have?

Homemade.

What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.

Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.

What’s one food orphans can eat?

Homemade.

I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.

I got an orphan an iPhone 6. I told him to press the home button. He has been doing it all day.

Mom: "I gave you life and you should be able to wash dishes."

Me: "Why did you?"

Mom: "I was very drunk..."

Explains a lot...

Ran out of toilet paper, so had to start using lettuce leaves... today was the tip of the iceberg.