Homemade

Homemade Jokes

Orphan

Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.

Orphan

Why can the orphan only go to restaurants?

Because they can't have homemade meals.

Abortion

Florida: Homemade Taco Stand.

California: Homemade Lemonade Stand.

Alabama: Homemade Abortion Stand.

Baby

I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh