Homemade jokes
Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.
Florida: Homemade Taco Stand.
California: Homemade Lemonade Stand.
Alabama: Homemade Abortion Stand.
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?
Homemade.
Why can the orphan only go to restaurants?
Because they can't have homemade meals.
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Homemade cookies.
What type of cake can orphans not have?
Homemade.
Daughter: Mommy?
Mom: Hey.
Daughter: What kind of kids do they use to make Sour Patch Kids?
Mom: They don’t use kids to make Sour Patch Kids.
Daughter: Oh, that’s why the ones I made taste kind of funny...
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
What’s one food orphans can eat?
Homemade.
I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh
"Others, Morris, Sal, Sal, Rasuba Marid, Things!"
My son is broken: "I think at home!"
Happiness!
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk, walk home? Was your night night? You had fun? I had dinner, night time, and a tree. I had dinner. Is it a magic time? Dinner! I have been home. Was good.
I did a good job of being home from school.
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted. Me and my dad were going home and walk home and I got home.
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.
What cookies did the orphans never try?
Home made cookies!
Community talk
now onto taco's
soft homade taco's so we heat up the tortilla to a certain temp like it kinda cooks then we add either chicken or beef than add some seasoning to it u gotta put it on the stove and flip it over bro i be doing the tortilla with the brown spots ( specificly) gotta add onion , little cilantro for flavor , lettuce , tomato's , sour cream ( optional),
Goodnight everyone and also subscribe to the LonelyLune YouTube channel and follow the LonelyLune account on this site her YouTube channel is pretty basic homemade videos but it’s still pretty entertaining and better than half the drama shit on youtube, and no it’s not me.