What’s worse than spiders on your piano crabs on your organ
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
How do crabs honor their mom’s birthday? The shell-abrate.
What did the hermit crabs do on Mother's Day? They shellabrated their mommy.
My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silluoette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
You know why women wear tampons so the crabs could bungee jump
AHOY SPONGEBOB! I JUST COMMITED HOMICIDE IN SYRIA, AND THE ONE-PARTY STATE IS AFTER ME FUCKING ASS! ARGAGAGAGAGAGA!
Yo Momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky. Yo Momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner she sat on the table, opened her legs and said "Crabs."
you look like a dumb crab. when everyone sees you, the world will end.
"Hey, hey Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
Every hair zodiac has a hairstyle- except cancer
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple!
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they're all shellfish.
Why would you never donate to crabs?
Because their shellfish
So I walk into Orchids Of Asia. I come out three minutes later with the best massage of my life. What's the catch? Aigh there maytee thy catch o the day be crabs.
My aunt's star sign was cancer, pretty ironic how she died. -- She was eaten by a giant crab.