What do you get when you cross a cow with a coffee bean grower? De-calf!!
What do you call a herd of cows mastrabating? Beef Strokin' off
my life is such a udder disappointment what a udder failure
What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container? A can 'o bull
knock knock who is there cows go cows go who no cows go moooooooooooo not whooooooooooooooooooooo
One cow asks another cow, "Are you afraid of mad cow disease?" The other cow says, "Why should I be? I'm a helicopter."
WHAT KIND OF BEES PRODCE MILK BOOBIES
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.
2 cows are standing in a field.
Cow 1: did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease?
Cow 2: good thing i'm a helicopter.
What do cows like to do? COW-culating
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit
Where did the cow go on his first date, to the moovies
Penis
Knock knock. Who's there. Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh----MOOOO
Did you hear about the boy who sat under a cow? He got a pat on the head
My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high...
What do you call a masturbating cow
Beef stroking off
What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.
Meow Meow I'm a cow, i said Meow Meow i'm a cow
What collage do cows go to?- The Mooniversity
