Cos jokes
Why can't orphans eat a big bag of crisps?
'Cause it's family size...?!
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.
Why do emos like yo-yo's? Cos they get strangled by the string.
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the sheep die? Cos he wasn’t pretty enough.
Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.
Why is Ronnie Anne like Lincoln? Because he is a softy about everything.
How did we know Princess Diana had dandruff?
'Cause the police found her Head and Shoulders on the dash.
If sex before marriage is a sin, is sex after marriage cos or tan?
Why do doctors use so much lipstick?
Because they love cos-medics!
I’ll pat your breasts, pat your breasts, cos I’m a baker’s man, and you better bring me an orgasm as fast as you can. I’ll pat you, and prick you, and mark you with my "D", And then throw you in the fire cos you’re now worthless to me!
I'll pat-your-breasts, pat-your-breasts, cos I'm a baker's man, and you bring me an orgasm as fast as you can. I'll pat you, and prick you, and mark you with my "D", and then put you in the oven for the bitch and me!
Why doesn't Batman need Robin as a wingman?
Because he has no problem robbin' your girl.
Why does the egg crack? Cos it's sad.
What’s the best math equation to eat?
Cosine Law.
Are you in the alphabet 'cause I wanna give you the D.
To be brutally honest, I think his wife let him die for money, because they could just plug him back in. Surely they have an Android cable about?
Why is Stephen Hawking good at skateboarding? Because he's always on the ramps.
How does a mathematician get tan?
sin/cos.