Conversation jokes
What did one cat say to the other? Happy "meow"!
Q) What did the airplane say to the little boy?
A) Nothing, airplanes don't talk!
What the can say to the tomato?
Tomato tomato potato potato find twelve recipe for the both 👍🏾
I put on ingredient sticker read for tasting good.
Okay, I'm going to be sharing a story that I never shared before... Look in the chat to see the whole story.
Two terrorists walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get you?"
The terrorists both say, "A beer."
The bartender overhears them talking about how they will kill 300 people and a donkey. The bartender says, "Why a donkey?"
One terrorist says, "See, I told you no one would care about the people!"
What’s one thing you can say during a family dinner and in bed?
"Where are the kids?"
How are you?
Bully: I wasn't talking to you.
Me: Then why are you listening?
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
Two friends fighting.
Friend 3: "Cut it out, you two!"
Friend 4: "It wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried..."
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
I like porn a lot. I was wondering if you guys can talk to me.
"-Hey dude, you got some beef? You want some beef from me?"
"- No thanks... I'm vegetarian!"
Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"
"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"
"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx
Where do sex addicts go when they need to talk? Hoe-and-Tell.
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: Impatient feminist.
Friend: Impati--
Me: Why don't we have equal pay YETTTTTTT?
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
Let’s rock!
What did the basketball say to the Frisbee... "No balls."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abajo.
Abajo who?
I have abajo of water with me.