Conversation jokes
Two windmills stand at a farm. One asks the other, "What is your favorite kind of music?"
The other windmill replies, "I'm a huge metal fan!"
Me: Knock, knock.
Other person: Who’s there?
Me: Atch.
Other person: Atch who?
Me: Bless you!
BOB: Wanna know a joke?
LILLY: What? Your hat?
BOB: No, my life :'(
What did the first skeleton say to the second skeleton?
A daughter asked her mother, “Mom, how do you spell ‘scrotum’?”
Her mom replied, “Honey, you should have asked me last night—it was on the tip of my tongue.”
My Bff: Hey do want any coffee?
Me: Yeh, of course.
My Bff: Ok which one?
Me: You know... the black one.
Me: Like my soul...
My Bff: Jeez you ok?
What did the priest say to the other priest during baptism?
"We better clean our sex toys before we play with them."
My mom walks in a bar and the bartender says "water?" saying "we only sell beer!"
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: Impatient feminist.
Friend: Impati--
Me: Why don't we have equal pay YETTTTTTT?
Talking to a liberal is like trying to explain social media to a 70-year-old.
A couple is on their first date.
Man: How do you feel about sex?
Woman: I like it infrequently.
Man: I see. Is that one word or two?
Neona (😞): Are you mad at me?
Gwen (😌): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, let's just hug it out!
Neona (😁): Agreed!
One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.
"What?" Angelica replied.
"I'm a guy."
Llama: Hey sheep, let's play cards.
Sheep: Llama, fuck off!!
Llama: What's your damn problem?
Sheep: Nothing, I'm just having a Baahd day, okay dick head?
Everybody asks, "What's up?" but nobody asks, "What's down?"
Me: How do cowboys say hello?
Friend: Howdy.
Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?
My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.
I don't want to taco about myself.
What did the cow say to the leather chair?
“Hi Mom!”
I was at a funeral and told a joke, and my sister said, "I'm dead." So I said, "That's what she said."