Contagion jokes
If laughter is contagious, Kris's jokes are immunity.
I think I gave you the coronavirus because I can't stop staring, a-choo!
My mom once told me to spread positivity across the world, so I did.
I spread Covid across the globe because I tested positive :D
What's the best thing about Covid-19? It gets into any kid.
How did the other 18 COVIDs go unnoticed?
Friend: I got bit.
Other friend: By what?
Friend: A dog.
Other friend: (Runs away and the next day you know everyone is wearing a mask and the friend gets expelled because of rabies.)
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
"Peppa Pig"-like pandemics.
So, I was fucking this bitch, right, and I thought I had AIDS.
So I go and get tested. Turns out I did get AIDS. Now what I'm wondering is where the hell does an eight-year-old get AIDS?! I guess my sister needs new friends...
So I'm banging the fuck out of this slutty chick, right?
And I'm thinking to myself, "She's PROBABLY got AIDS." So I go and get myself tested and, lo and behold, I'm positive.
This gets me thinking, "Where the fuck does an eight year old get AIDS?!"
"Who has my sister been hanging out with?!"
Community talk
Sixty-four people playing games and talking Black Hole threatens all of them 'Til a blue hand stops them Their name is Four, with X in tow Can they trust them? I don't know! They said, Don't you wanna battle for a prize? You could win a BFDI Eight teams of eight are made Get a basket and you'll be safe Elimination time, it's Cake at Stake Pencil's out and taken away Where'd she go? Their jaws are slack Four brings … Read more