I think I gave you the coronavirus because I can't stop staring, a-choo!
Contagion Jokes
How did the other 18 COVIDs go unnoticed?
An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"
"No," replies the adopted kid.
"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.
If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.
Like if you dislike emos.
My mom once told me to spread positivity across the world, so I did.
I spread Covid across the globe because I tested positive :D
If laughter is contagious, Kris's jokes are immunity.
What's the best thing about Covid-19? It gets into any kid.
