Consumer electronics jokes
Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They're both turned on by kids.
I bought a white Xbox to last longer, and I bought a black Xbox to run faster.
I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.
Why do orphans have to get an iPhone 12?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
Why is the iPhone X the perfect phone for an orphan?
Because there is no home button.
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
Why do orphans only have iPhone 10+?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why do orphans use Samsung?
Because iPhones have home buttons.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because the iPhone X doesn't have a home button.
I bought my son an Xbox in 2017. It’s now 2018, and I’m still waiting for him to open it.
Why do orphans like the iPhone 12 Pro?
Because there is no home button.
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.
Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
What do you call a singing laptop?
A Dell.
It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.