Consumer electronics jokes

Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.

What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?

They're both turned on by kids.

I bought a white Xbox to last longer, and I bought a black Xbox to run faster.

I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.

New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.

Why do orphans have to get an iPhone 12?

Because it doesn’t have a home button.

Why is the iPhone X the perfect phone for an orphan?

Because there is no home button.

Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?

Because the iPhone X doesn't have a home button.

Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?

There is no home button.

Why do orphans use Samsung?

Because iPhones have home buttons.

Why do orphans only have iPhone 10+?

Because it doesn't have a home button.

I bought my son an Xbox in 2017. It’s now 2018, and I’m still waiting for him to open it.

Why do orphans like the iPhone 12 Pro?

Because there is no home button.

Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?

It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.

Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?

Because it doesn't have a home button.

Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?

The American Siri.

Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣