Consumer electronics jokes
Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because the iPhone X doesn't have a home button.
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
Why do orphans use Samsung?
Because iPhones have home buttons.
I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.
Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they donβt need a home button.
Why do orphans only have iPhone 10+?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why do orphans have to get an iPhone 12?
Because it doesnβt have a home button.
Why do orphans like the iPhone 12 Pro?
Because there is no home button.
I bought a white Xbox to last longer, and I bought a black Xbox to run faster.
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They're both turned on by kids.
Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! ππ€£
Why is the iPhone X the perfect phone for an orphan?
Because there is no home button.
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
I bought my son an Xbox in 2017. Itβs now 2018, and Iβm still waiting for him to open it.
Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.