Consumer electronics jokes
Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because the iPhone X doesn't have a home button.
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
Why do orphans use Samsung?
Because iPhones have home buttons.
I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.
Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
Why do orphans only have iPhone 10+?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why do orphans have to get an iPhone 12?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why do orphans like the iPhone 12 Pro?
Because there is no home button.
I bought a white Xbox to last longer, and I bought a black Xbox to run faster.
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They're both turned on by kids.
Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣
Why is the iPhone X the perfect phone for an orphan?
Because there is no home button.
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
I bought my son an Xbox in 2017. It’s now 2018, and I’m still waiting for him to open it.
Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.