Concert jokes

One Erection would be a very nice name for a gay band.

Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?

Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!

Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?

To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!

Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?

Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!

What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?

Mic Drops.

I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”