If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.
If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.
What concert only costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed PROTECTION
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a RAP-TITUDE for chillin'
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
To DIG DEEP with his lyrics
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach NEW HEIGHTS in his performance
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION
What is Pink Floyd in Princess Diana have in common Their last big hit was the wall
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?
In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS
