Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month, it's called Stephen Hawking unplugged.
Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today! Bob Weir: Where are you going? Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco
Myla what did you do for fathers day Myla: i went to a restaurant Timmy what did you do for fathers day Timmy: i went to a concert Olivia what did you do for fathers day Olivia: talked to him through an ouija board
[concert] SINGER: hows everyone doin tonight CROWD: woo ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): it's actually been a tough few months
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
To DIG DEEP with his lyrics
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops
Okay long story fast, i walked to gamestop in my house in the kitchen by walmart to a BTS squid game concert and drake and pablo was there for her labor in the cowboys stadium by nike , so i bought pencil from a dead alive man he said ''ZOO WEE MAMA" so yeah.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?
In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a RAP-TITUDE for chillin'
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd JUMP
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS
