Concert Jokes

Nickelback.

Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?

Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!

I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."

Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."

Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today!

Bob Weir: Where are you going?

Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈

A person with sunglasses is holding a black tube in their mouth. The text on top of the image says: "POV: you are in the front row at a drake concert."

[concert] SINGER: How's everyone doin' tonight? CROWD: Woo! ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): It's actually been a tough few months.

Myla, what did you do for Father's Day?

Myla: I went to a restaurant.

Timmy, what did you do for Father's Day?

Timmy: I went to a concert.

Olivia, what did you do for Father's Day?

Olivia: Talked to him through an ouija board.

What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?

Mic Drops.

Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?

To dig deep with his lyrics.

Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?

Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.

Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?

To WASH AWAY the haters!

Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.