Concert

Concert jokes

Rapper

Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?

Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?

Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!

Tour

I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."

Band

Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."

Memes

Trip

Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today!

Bob Weir: Where are you going?

Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. šŸ˜ÆšŸ¦„šŸŒˆ

Singer

[concert] SINGER: How's everyone doin' tonight? CROWD: Woo! ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): It's actually been a tough few months.

Father's Day

Myla, what did you do for Father's Day?

Myla: I went to a restaurant.

Timmy, what did you do for Father's Day?

Timmy: I went to a concert.

Olivia, what did you do for Father's Day?

Olivia: Talked to him through an ouija board.

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?

To dig deep with his lyrics.

Rapper

Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?

To WASH AWAY the haters!

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?

Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.

Story

Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?

Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?

In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.

Rapper

Why was the rapper always calm during performances?

Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!

Rapper

Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?

To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?

Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES!

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?

In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?

So he could DEFINE his own beats!