Concert jokes
I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"
And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"
Nickelback.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today!
Bob Weir: Where are you going?
Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
To dig deep with his lyrics.
[concert] SINGER: How's everyone doin' tonight? CROWD: Woo! ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): It's actually been a tough few months.
Myla, what did you do for Father's Day?
Myla: I went to a restaurant.
Timmy, what did you do for Father's Day?
Timmy: I went to a concert.
Olivia, what did you do for Father's Day?
Olivia: Talked to him through an ouija board.
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?
In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES!
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!