Nickelback.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month, it's called Stephen Hawking unplugged.
Jerry Garcia: Iām going on a TRIP today!
Bob Weir: Where are you going?
Jerry Garcia: Iām already on it. šÆš¦š
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
Myla what did you do for fathers day Myla: i went to a restaurant Timmy what did you do for fathers day Timmy: i went to a concert Olivia what did you do for fathers day Olivia: talked to him through an ouija board
[concert] SINGER: hows everyone doin tonight CROWD: woo ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): it's actually been a tough few months
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
To DIG DEEP with his lyrics
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?
In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS.
