Completion Jokes

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- What did the skeleton say to his friend? - Actually... TIBIA honest i don't know how to complete this joke...

I'm 34 and I went on a date with my 19 year old girlfriend, I got heckled with "you're a paedophile!" and "you sick F...!" Completely ruined our 10th anniversary!

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How can you tell if google is a girl? It makes suggestions before you finish your sentence

how do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?

the wheel chair rises to the top

What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser? This guy, yep this guy right here.

Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing? Me: Sure.. ( Expecting a completely different response than what I get. ) Sister: Nvm, they have no difference. Me: * Confused * Sister: They're both horrible.

Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late". Why is that?

Mr. Dowon: Bianca for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON !!

Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?

Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need Bianaca?

Bianca: Its Bianca!

Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?

I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.

One spelling mistake can completely ruin your marriage

I accidentally texted my wife “I’m having a wonderful time. I wish you were her.”

Why cant orphans complete homwork?? Because they have no home!

An optimist says, "the glass is half full." A pessimist says, "the glass if half empty." A scientist walks by and says, "You guys are both wrong. The glass is technically completely full because it is half filled with air." Then Africa comes by and says, "Stop arguing. At least you guys have water."

"Why do people call Americans excessive?"

"It was probably because of WWII."

"Oh you mean the war where America responded to the destruction of several ships and a harbor and the deaths of little over a thousand by completely flattening two cities and killing hundreds of thousands of people?"

I was in a maze and I got the end and thay congratulated me I said that was a-maze-ing

Stephen hawkings death was completely accidental..

He pressed shut down instead of sleep

Ok ok whats up with the Fake Gwens ama use a test to see who is real or not. The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question what is my real name. And do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.