Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late". Why is that?
Mr. Dowon: Bianca for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON !!
Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?
Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need Bianaca?
Bianca: Its Bianca!
Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?
Prince will be commeing back in 10 mins here is a joke
Gwen: Prince sorry but I'm wanting some one else instead. You've just been a complete jackass towards me, sorry good night.
Prince: Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gwen: Good night!
Prince: Why?
Gwen: Because...now good night!
Prince: We can work somethings out?
Gwen: Nope...NOW GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!
To be contined
As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car. So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, "May I have a bottle of arsenic, please?" She is shocked. "Why would you want something like that?" The man calmly tells her, "I want to poison my unfaithful wife and her lover." The pharmacist is now horrified. She said, "I can not possibly give you that. It is completely illegal and I would lose my license and be prosecuted for conspiracy and murder!" At this point the man hands the pharmacist a photo of his unfaithful wife having sex with the pharmacist's husband. She examines it then looks up at him. "Oh. I didn't know you had a prescription."
how do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?
the wheel chair rises to the top
what do you get when you add 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 200 + 10 completely confuse
Donald Trump is a good president and not a complete moron
I'm not completely usless I can be used as a bad example.
There were three men in a car, the driver, a homeless man, and a rapper. The driver takes the to the woods and says, "I'm not really a cab driver, I'm a wanted killer". The homeless man says"I'm not really homeless" and pulls out a chain. The rapper says, "If we're gonna be completely honest, I'm not a rapper, i'm a cop''
Chuck Norris once did a roundhouse kick...and successfully completed the bottle cap challenge
Two muffins are sitting in a bar.
The first muffin says to the bartender, "I'll have the usual".
The second one does not say anything to the bartender because muffins lack the vocal ability of humans and even with the proper anatomy capable of speech access, they would most certainly be entirely unable to comprehend the human language. In fact, the first muffin would indefinitely not be able to provide speech to the bartender. The muffins also lack the muscular structure to be capable of support themselves to being suspended also preventing their access to movement. Even with the human like structure, muffins lack brains which are an essential part to being able to send nerve contact within the legs to be able to move. Also with them lacking a brain structure entirely prevents them from speech. The anatomy simply prohibits the food items mentioned to be able to carry out any of the tasks required to get them to said bar and be able to speak. Thus making the situation untruthful and completely idiotic.
Stephen hawkings death was completely accidental..
He pressed shut down instead of sleep
Some of you people on here are complete incels and need to learn how to spell/ properly construct simplistic grammatical sentences that actually make sense
I have a really good construction joke but I’ll have to post it later because I’m still working on it
I just found out i'm colourblind!
The diagnosis came completely out of the orange!
My girlfriend is 19 and I'm 29. We go out to eat in a restaurant, but the whole time I have to deal with being accused of being a pedo, being called disgusting and disturbed.
It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary.
What happened when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence, complete and utter destruction.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest completely full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
when i saw a dead body on the ground and my editor was filming, i told him to censor that a-hole. when i saw the completed product, he censored me. then i killed him.
- What did the skeleton say to his friend? - Actually... TIBIA honest i don't know how to complete this joke...
