your mum is so ugly she tried to join a ugly competition they said sorry no pervecinoals
Where would next formilula race would happen Answer- On yours flat chedt
your hairline is so curvy now ice spice has competition
Holly shit there's so many yo mama jokes Heres mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the twin towers Yo mama so old that she has jesus's autograph Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her Yo mama so dumb that she thought rocket league was a competition between kids in wheelchairs
A limbo champion walks into a bar.
Yo son so excellent he gone to a Rubikโs cube competition who competed against his daddy
why did jesus die a the diving olympics? because he cant go through wter
my friend: hey i got 15 kills! me: i got 60 kills! my friend: i didn't know you played call of duty! me: whats call of duty?
I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dadโs belt.
Your hairline is so big the Niagara Falls said โoh looks like weโve got some competition
why is the record for longest jump kept by a emo there still hanging
When your friends talking about sports: Jake says " It was 17.56M people watching in basketball championship"๐ฆ
Sam says " It was 113M People watching the Super Bowl" ๐ฏ๐ฑ
Avion says "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching World Cup ๐ถ๐
Wheel chair soccer is just irl Rocket League. Change my mind.
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were. Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
Today I feel diving. Today I feel penalty. Today I feel tap in. Today I feel ghosting. Today I feel finished. Today I feel a bench warmer... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I am Pristiano Penaldo
Why canโt orphans go on game shows
You need a family member
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball Because nobody misses them
Someone should start a vaping company with the slogan: "Vapes that hit harder than your dad." Sales would skyrocket.
society is like chess, its always whites vs blacks
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them
