Color Jokes

*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....

What came first? The chicken or the egg?

Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?

Who taught the first ever teacher?

If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?

If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?

In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?

Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?

How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?

The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?

Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?

Is it possible to cry underwater?

If two left handers have an argument, who is right?

I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O

My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.

Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?

They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!

When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science

Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say "black paint" anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall?"

What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!

Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)

I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.

What is black and long?

A line at KFC.

Why were the baker's hands brown?

Because he was kneading a poop.

Big black ball sacks.

What color is Sonic's ball?

Blue because he keeps getting rejected.

Why does Batman only wear black?

Because he's emo!

Roses are red,

foxes are red,

I like your butt, let me touch it forever.

I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.

I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.

He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!

What color is Stephen Hawking's house?

It's a bungalow.