I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave
A man once went to a doctor because his leg was turning blue.
The doctor said that his leg had to be amputated as it was getting poisonous.
The man then got plastic prosthetics.
Next day even the prosthetics started turning blue.
After much examination the doctor found that the patients pants were shedding color.
What is white ,black ,and red and can't fit through a revolving door. a nun with a spear through her head
Just to get things straight I'm NOT I REPEAT NOT RACIST but this joke goes out to all the people who talk about other people with darker skin than the other person.
Bully: your skin is so black and ugly.( for the 5th time ) Me: I'm so happy you love my skin color! Bully: ew no I don't! Me: then why do you keep talking about it?
Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the skittles were but she answer everything was black and white
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white and secondly they both get turned on by kids.
What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
Roses are red the grass is greener every time I think of you I play with my weenier
Sign outside a hair salon: We'll color your hair or dye trying.
Roses are blue violets are blue
What ohh shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia
what's blue and doesn't weigh much???
Light blue.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
what's black and red/read all over? a baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!
Where does a crayon go on vacation? To color-ado
A apple walked in the clinic The doctor asked what his favorite color was The apple said "red" :)
Uranus is blue from lack of service.
What’s black and white
History
What's yellow and can't swim? a school bus full of kids
Roses are red, Larry is bad. I'VE GOT A GUN, get in the van.
Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone.
Man: I want to give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
Man: Your hair color is fabulous. Woman: Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.
Man: You look like a dream. Woman: Go back to sleep.
Man: I can tell that you want me. Woman: Yes, I want you to leave.
Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. -OR- Stop.
Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
Man: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Woman: I hate you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Kate ate food coloring last night she said she was dying inside
