Color

Color Jokes

Violet

Roses are red, that much is true.

But violets are violet, not f*ing blue!

Rose

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You a dumb a** b*tch, We all know it's true.

Sadness

You were sad because your grandmother died.

The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.

Racist

"It's a purple face!" says Yellow Face.

"Oh! Racist!" says Purple Face.

Roast

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are so ugly that no one likes you.

Orange

A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."

So I replied, "No, it doesn't."

Crayon

How is the world like a box of crayons?

Nobody likes the white ones.

And a side note, it's multi colored.

Violet

Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!

Orphan

Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.

Grass

How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?

You dye it blue and it will cut itself.

Grass

How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?

You dye it blue and it will cut itself.

Rhyme

Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.

Things that rhyme with green, queen, screen: clean, between, been, ...

Orphan

Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.