Collapse jokes

A father and three sons are renovating a house when a wall of that house collapses and breaks the father's back. Keeping calm, he tells the sons, "Well, I guess this is what you would call back-breaking labor." He chuckled, then passed out from pain.

Tilted Towers is gone.

"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."

What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.

What did the Mexican man say when his house fell on him?

"Get off me homes."

I was talking to my Welsh friend the other day, and he suddenly started talking Welsh to me then collapsed after the first few sentences. Turns out he had a stroke.