Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favourite Eminem song? A. Till I collapse.
Whats. The best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter
Because the twin towers collapsed.
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at jenga
*Breaking News!* - Apparently the first person in Melbourne has died because of the Coronavirus. In his house they found 1000 cans of food, 50 kilos of pasta, 80 kilos of rice, 300 toilet rolls and 50L of hand sanitiser which he had panic purchased from the supermarket and stock piled "just in case".
The whole lot collapsed and buried him.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered Domino's but got jets.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of piza but they lost there balance and fucked it
*Knock knock*
Why are you knocking on a wall, you're in the Twin Towers and they're going down
I remember asking my mum: "What's a couple?". She replied, "Two or three". Which probably explains her collapsed marriage.
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
“I think my friend is dead!” he yells. “What can I do?”
The operator says, “Calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There’s a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?”
I took a pole today. 100% of the people in the tent were unhappy that it collapsed.
Men vacuum in the same way that they have sex.
They just put it in and make some noise for 3 minutes before they collapse on the couch and think that their wife should be really happy.
A father and three sons are renovating a house when a wall of that house collapses and breaks the father's back. Keeping calm, he tells the sons, "Well, I guess this is what you would call back-breaking labor." He chuckled, then passed out from pain.
Tilted Towers is gone.
9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga.
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
What did the Mexican man say when his house fell on him?
"Get off me homes."
I was talking to my welsh friend the other day and he suddenly started talking welsh to me then collapsed after the first few sentences. Turns out he had a stroke
