Collapse jokes
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.
Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.
*Breaking News!* - Apparently the first person in Melbourne has died because of the Coronavirus. In his house they found 1000 cans of food, 50 kilos of pasta, 80 kilos of rice, 300 toilet rolls and 50L of hand sanitiser which he had panic purchased from the supermarket and stockpiled "just in case".
The whole lot collapsed and buried him.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered Domino's but got jets.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.