Coffin

Coffin Jokes

A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.

WARNING: READ THIS JOKE ALOUD!

Was it the pills that stopped his coughing or was it the coffin they carried him of in?

When you say to your friend I've got your back then at his funeral you see in his coffin he's missing his middle piece.

Where did Sally go after the gunshot ? 6 feet under

*that is how deep they put the coffin...*

Man 1: You look like Scott Cawthon Man 2: I'm gonna put your dick in a Coffin Man 3: Me first!

The vampire was kept awake all night because of his wife's coughin' (coffin...coughin'...get it?)

*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1:God,I can only imagine what was going through those kids heads in the last moments of their lives... Person 2:Probably Bullets Person 1:OMG!!Can you even think of what their parents are going through?! Person 2:Probably Coffin Brochures Person 1:.... Person 2:Its called dark humor.Dark humor is like food,not everyone gets it.

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Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do? A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!

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