Coffin

Coffin Jokes

Juice WRLD

Want to know what Juice WRLD would do if he were alive today?

Frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.

Friend

A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.

Graveyard

Q: Why is the graveyard so noisy? A: Because all the coffin.

If you don't get it, it means because of people coughing.

Pill

WARNING: READ THIS JOKE ALOUD!

Was it the pills that stopped his coughing, or was it the coffin they carried him off in?

Man

Me: The man sleeped in a $200 bed in His hole life so why dose he need a $2,000 coffin?

My friend: They're cheaper at Costco.

Me: Oh shit, you're going to have "fun" this weekend.

Back

When you say to your friend, "I've got your back," then at his funeral you see in his coffin he's missing his middle piece.

Poker

I aced my poker test...

My teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...

A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffin...

Do you get my puns? No, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...

Gunshot

Where did Sally go after the gunshot?

6 feet under.

*That is how deep they put the coffin...*

Man

Man 1: You look like Scott Cawthon.

Man 2: I'm gonna put your dick in a Coffin!

Man 3: Me first!

Vampire

The vampire was kept awake all night because of his wife's coughin' (coffin...coughin'...get it?)

Mom

Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.

Difference

What’s the difference between a living and dead person?

I don’t know, I just bury the coffin.

Dark Humor

*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1: "God, I can only imagine what was going through those kids' heads in the last moments of their lives..."

Person 2: "Probably Bullets."

Person 1: "OMG!! Can you even think of what their parents are going through?!"

Person 2: "Probably Coffin Brochures."

Person 1: "...."

Person 2: "It's called dark humor. Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it."

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