My friend wasn't open to the idea of me becoming a nudist.
I told him to stop being so clothes minded
I think the local nudist campground just went out of business.
The sign on their gate says: "Clothed Until Further Notice."
Teacher: Describe a penguin
Student: Black, White, Beak
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, No family
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
So I came across a guy who was carrying a ton of clothing and makeup
And I asked him what he is doing
Guy: Some kawaii girl told me if i bought and brought her this crap, she would let me play with her tits
Me: Erm................Are you a simp?
Two minutes later, the guy arrived at Kawaii Girl's house
KG: You have it?
Guy: Yup, now can I play with them
KG: Sure!
KG then went to her room.
Guy: Ohhhh, I know what your going to do. Your gonna call me over and you will be-
KG then held a bird cage with two birds in it
KG: Have fun playing with them!
Guy: WHAT THE FU-
What kind of clothing should you wear on “ hump day”? Camelflouge.
son said to father last night was the best you and mom father said yeah me you and your mother had sex song said it was fun licking her P***** father said I know it was fun when I sucked YOUR dick and your mother did did it feel good son said yes it was wanna do it again tomorrow father said YES BUT without your mom well suck each others dick and lick it and bite and shove each others dick next to each other son said yeah and if we do it again lets have mom and my girlfriend join next time father said ok its time to go to bed son son said ok love u can u and mom sleep with me without your clothes father said ok but you have to promise to go to bed son said ok see u there💕👅👅👅💦💦💦💦💦💦🙈🙈💦💦💦💦💦
how do u have sex?you take off your clothes and shove your dick in the girls P**** if girl suck his DICK
A young woman goes for for her first gynecological exam and the nurse has her take off her clothes, put on a gown and get in the stirrups. She tells her the doctor will be in in a minute. The doctor comes in and tells the young lady that she has one of the most beautiful Vaginas he’s ever seen and he has seen Lot of them. She thanks him for the compliment. He tells her he is about to start the examination, but he is going to have to numb her first, when she says ok, he goes num num num num num!!!
when ur excited to finally see ur sister, and then u realize shes wearing ur cloths
Why is the candy’s clothes in the studio??
Because it’s a wrapper
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
How do I feed the baby with my pants on?
How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes and multiples with the whole classroom.
Q: what is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
What do tigers 🐅 wear in the winter ❄️?
A striped sweater.
what does the policeman say to the Jumper?
"hey!Pullover"
What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants 👖
"Mommy, mommy, where's my school dress...ewww!" "Shut up and leave the bedroom."
I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.
Turns out it was the fridge.
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I just shed my pants
