Chong

Chong Jokes

Character

Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:

Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)

East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)

Jew...Rey (Ray)

Black...BB-8 (BBC)

Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)

German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)

Sex

What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex?

"Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"

Cat

POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."

Stereotype

Ching chong China.

Jing jong Japan.

Ting tong Taiwan.

Hing hong Hong Kong.

King kong Korea.

Hairline

I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.

Friend

Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong-king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said, "I am Chong-king." I said I know your name is Chong-king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.

Anyone know what happened?

Kid

How do you name a Chinese kid?

Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"

Stereotype

A Chinese wise man once said, "ching chong ling long ting tong," which means, "keep striving in life."

Panda

Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat...

Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!"

Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"

People

Do you know how Chinese people roast? They say, "Boy, if you don't get your chi chong head, boy!"

Asian

How do Asians name their kids?

They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)

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    How do Chinese people name their children?

    They throw pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, "Ching Chong Chang."

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    How do Chinese people name their kids?

    They roll a coin down the staircase and it says, "Ching chang chong..."