Chong jokes
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex?
"Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
Ching chong kading dong.
(My best words ever used).
POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
"Ching chang chong."
Ching chong China.
Jing jong Japan.
Ting tong Taiwan.
Hing hong Hong Kong.
King kong Korea.
I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.
Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong-king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said, "I am Chong-king." I said I know your name is Chong-king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.
Anyone know what happened?
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
A Chinese wise man once said, "ching chong ling long ting tong," which means, "keep striving in life."
You have Chinged your last Chong.
What does a Chinese machine gun sound like? "ching chong ching chong tang tang."
Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat...
Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!"
Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"
"Ching chong, drop the bomb!"
Do you know how Chinese people roast? They say, "Boy, if you don't get your chi chong head, boy!"
How do Asians name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
How do Chinese people name their children?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, "Ching Chong Chang."
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They roll a coin down the staircase and it says, "Ching chang chong..."