Chong

Chong jokes

Asian

How do Asians name their kids?

They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)

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  • Stereotype

    Ching chong China.

    Jing jong Japan.

    Ting tong Taiwan.

    Hing hong Hong Kong.

    King kong Korea.

    Memes

    Sex

    What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex?

    "Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"

    Name

    How do Chinese people name their children?

    They throw pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, "Ching Chong Chang."

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  • Character

    Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:

    Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)

    East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)

    Jew...Rey (Ray)

    Black...BB-8 (BBC)

    Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)

    German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)

    Kid

    How do you name a Chinese kid?

    Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"

    Stereotype

    A Chinese wise man once said, "ching chong ling long ting tong," which means, "keep striving in life."

    Hairline

    I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.

    Name

    How do Chinese people name their kids?

    They roll a coin down the staircase and it says, "Ching chang chong..."

    Panda

    Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat...

    Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!"

    Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"

    Friend

    Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong-king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said, "I am Chong-king." I said I know your name is Chong-king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.

    Anyone know what happened?

    Cat

    POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."

    People

    Do you know how Chinese people roast? They say, "Boy, if you don't get your chi chong head, boy!"

    Community

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    This is the WJE genie. I will grant wishes and predict your miserable future. The AG family will all get very rich and famous and become the next Kardashians leosarefire will recover from their eye surgery and move to North Korea because they are Ching Chong Hanjisungswife, yuri, kidzbopuwu, and all the aussies will move to New Zealand. Dagger and Dagger Jr. will become the owners of WJE and overthrow trolls BoredPanda will cease to exist in a day or so. I have been looking through all the comments. These predictions will be true in no time! In the meantime, the trolling will begin.