How do Asians name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
Chong Jokes
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
"Ching chong, drop the bomb!"
"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."
Ching chong China.
Jing jong Japan.
Ting tong Taiwan.
Hing hong Hong Kong.
King kong Korea.
What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex?
"Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
How do Chinese people name their children?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, "Ching Chong Chang."
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
A Chinese wise man once said, "ching chong ling long ting tong," which means, "keep striving in life."
What does a Chinese machine gun sound like? "ching chong ching chong tang tang."
I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.
"Ching chang chong."
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They roll a coin down the staircase and it says, "Ching chang chong..."
Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat...
Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!"
Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"
Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong-king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said, "I am Chong-king." I said I know your name is Chong-king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.
Anyone know what happened?
You have Chinged your last Chong.
POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
Ching chong kading dong.
(My best words ever used).
Do you know how Chinese people roast? They say, "Boy, if you don't get your chi chong head, boy!"