Chocolate Cake jokes

What's the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?

About 5000 calories.

For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.

I liked the chocolate mousse cake joke.

Charlie likes big, black chocolate.

What is wrong with having chocolate for dessert? It tastes like shit, and I hate it.

How to make emo cakes:

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