Chocolate Cake jokes

What's the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?

About 5000 calories.

For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.

I heard a joke about chocolate bars, and it wasn't that funny. So I just snickered.

What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.

Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.

Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.

Life is like a box of chocolates... It ends sooner for fat people.

No matter how much I love cake...

I would never dessert you.