Chinese people jokes
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids?
A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make.
Why do Chinese people never play baseball?
Because they always eat the bat.
What do you call two Chinese lesbians?
Two can't chew.
Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?
It’s the only place they can vote!
Why don't Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because "two wongs don't make a white."
One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,
"What part of the dog did you get?"
Do you know how Chinese people roast? They say, "Boy, if you don't get your chi chong head, boy!"
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
How do Chinese people play in Spy?
They can't.
Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They roll a coin down the staircase and it says, "Ching chang chong..."
Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?
Because they ate the bases.
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat...
Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!"
Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"
