Chinese people jokes
Why don't Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
Do you know how Chinese people roast? They say, "Boy, if you don't get your chi chong head, boy!"
What do Chinese people order: noodles in bed with some fried cat?
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
How do Chinese people name their children?
They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
They eat the bat.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because "two wongs don't make a white."
Who do Chinese people name their kids?
Throw the forks and knives down the stairs.
Why can Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids?
A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make.
What time do Chinese people go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty (2:30).
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
How do Chinese people name their children?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, "Ching Chong Chang."
What do you call it when you see Chinese people in a gang?
The "Ching Chang Gang."
