Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
They eat the bat.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?
Because they ate the bases.
What do Chinese people order: noodles in bed with some fried cat?
Do you know how Chinese people roast? They say, "Boy, if you don't get your chi chong head, boy!"