Chinese people jokes
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
They eat the bat.
Who do Chinese people name their kids?
Throw the forks and knives down the stairs.
What do you call it when you see Chinese people in a gang?
The "Ching Chang Gang."
Why do Chinese people never play baseball?
Because they always eat the bat.
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?
It’s the only place they can vote!
Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?
Because they ate the bases.
How do Chinese people play in Spy?
They can't.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They roll a coin down the staircase and it says, "Ching chang chong..."
Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat...
Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!"
Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
What do Chinese people order: noodles in bed with some fried cat?
Why don't Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
How do Chinese people name their children?
They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.
What time do Chinese people go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty (2:30).
Do you know how Chinese people roast? They say, "Boy, if you don't get your chi chong head, boy!"
