Chinese people jokes
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw a wok down the stairs.
Why do Chinese people never play baseball?
Because they always eat the bat.
What do you call two Chinese lesbians?
Two can't chew.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?
It’s the only place they can vote!
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"
He said, "Dogs."
I said, "Why?"
He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
They eat the bat.
Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.