What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
Chime Jokes
It's getting near midnight, and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate.
I walked up to a group of moms having a conversation while waiting to pick up their kids from day care. They were using cutesy words like "ankle biters", "rug rats," and other terms I've heard parents use before when describing their toddlers.
I thought I'd chime in; as it turns out, "carpet muncher" doesn't mean what I thought it does.