Chime jokes
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
It's getting near midnight, and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate.
Memes
I walked up to a group of moms having a conversation while waiting to pick up their kids from day care. They were using cutesy words like "ankle biters", "rug rats," and other terms I've heard parents use before when describing their toddlers.
I thought I'd chime in; as it turns out, "carpet muncher" doesn't mean what I thought it does.
Q: What's the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and wind chimes?
A: Wind chimes don't make a gurgling sound when they're hung.
"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.
When a school shooter walks to the intercom and plays Pumped Up Kicks.
Could a phone booth also be called a chatterbox?
I went to the principal's office because I gave a deaf kid ear pods for his birthday.
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question for a friend... Is it cheating/suspicious if your otp w your bf and friend, and he and your friend are talking about things he likes, but everytime you want to chime in or just talk to him, he acts extremely rude towards you then continues to talk to your friend, and then when you talk to him about it, he says that your being weird and overdramatic? i just need to know b4 giving her advice on what to do next.