Chime jokes

What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?

Alabama wind chimes.

It's getting near midnight, and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.

Why do women love wind chimes?

They vibrate.

I walked up to a group of moms having a conversation while waiting to pick up their kids from day care. They were using cutesy words like "ankle biters", "rug rats," and other terms I've heard parents use before when describing their toddlers.

I thought I'd chime in; as it turns out, "carpet muncher" doesn't mean what I thought it does.

Q: What's the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and wind chimes?

A: Wind chimes don't make a gurgling sound when they're hung.

In geometry class, the teacher went up to the board and drew a 23-degree angle.

She then drew a 67-degree angle. The class was astonished when the angles started talking! The first one said, "That's a lovely blouse you're wearing," and the second one chimed in, "And I love what you've done with your hair."

The students asked the teacher if she knew what was going on. She sighed and said, "Well, these angles are supposed to be complementary, but I guess they don't know how to spell."

"What do we want?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

"When do we want them?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.

When a school shooter walks to the intercom and plays Pumped Up Kicks.

Could a phone booth also be called a chatterbox?

I went to the principal's office because I gave a deaf kid ear pods for his birthday.