Newest Chicken Jokes - Page 12

why did the chicken go to the mall -to get new feathers

Why didnt the chicken cross the road He got hit

So there was 3 baby chickens and 2 mothers the first baby said "why am I named calf?" and the mother said "I f###ed a cow" then the second baby came up to it's mother and it said " why am I named b##ch? " and it's mom said "I f###ed a wolf and the final baby came to its mother and said "why am I named orphan?" And because it's mother wasn't there to see it this is what I have to say "because you are one you ducking hitch!!"

what did robin say to batman when they were getting chicken?

hahaha idk

Person: guess what?

Other person: what?

Person: Chicken Butt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind yo f...ing buisnes like damn

Max heart and his gay cousin nickals amoto say i back out a fight when he said let's fight then last minute he said he don't want to then says i chickened out i ready to fight but his gut swolled his arms he actually looks like humpty dumpty but just wanted to say he backed out + max and nickals are both gay with each other

What do you call an empty police station? Banana Chicken

There r 30 cows in a field, 28 chickens, How many didn't?

A - 10

Which came first the chicken or the egg.....

Eggs don’t cum

I have a lot of eggculaint egg puns, get the yolk... oh come on don’t be hard boiled

why couldn't the chicken cross the road, why couldnt the pervert cross the road, cause his dick was in the chickens ass!

- I think you ́re EGGcellent. + Wow... You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you`re a EGGxtraordinary comedian. - Really? Are you done yet?. + Are you kidding? a have a DOZEN of them.