Morbid jokes

Smol bean

If you had 10 chicken nuggets and Jimmy tried to steal one, what would you have?

10 chicken nuggets and a dead Jimmy.

Comments (11)

E

Maybe not dead...he would at least be twitching.

O

Not dead until you get that nugget wound on him

H

my teacher asked me, "If u had 1223 pieces of candy and you divided them between 3 people, how many pieces of candy would you have? I replied, "1223 pieces because I don't share and if they take it i would have 1223 pieces of candy and 3 dead bodies." I'm now in the office because of that, but it was worth it....

N

okay boomer

J

a*shole

S

no, I have a dead jimmy

N

im a vegetarian but it is funny

D

that is so sad

B

make chicken nuggets out of him

S

This isn't that dark or funny. The punchline sucks lmao

T

um I'd have 0 chicken nuggets because umm I would have a dead jimmy and 0 chicken nuggets because I ate them all

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