Newest Character Jokes - Page 4

whats the pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy story *i got a friend in me*

It’s sad but true 🥲

OH LOOK. I FOUND A
PICTURE OF ALL MY
FAVORITE CHARACTERS!

“what happened to ur arm?” “oh uh.. i became a gacha emo”

How do you make Olaf hard You tickle his snow balls

*Enter password*

'ScoobyDoo'

"Password must contain special character"

'ScoobyDooFeaturingBatman'

What is an orphans favorite movie?

“Spider-Man Homecoming”

I was reading a book one day, when I suddenly hear a sound. It was the grim reaper. I ignore it and continue reading my book. Suddenly I realized that I was one of the main characters, which, at the end, dies. I used to like fireworks. But I'm dead now. Fireworks like a charm, if you don't mind something a little ghostly. What lies beneath your nose and is being picked on? Your boogers.

I read the brothers grim books, then I see a black figure reaping about. I realized someone has died. But I don't do anything about it. I continue to read and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.

“I’m thinking about killing off the main character in this book I’m writing.”

“What type of book is it?”

“An autobiography.”

bro you cant talk you look the dwarf from snow white and the seven dwarfs

'The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem" -Jack Sparrow

What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy.

You see this guy's sense bahh If it was a cartoon It would be an avatar Cause why??

Anytime he needs it most It vanishes😹💔

Cheesus hates me yeah I know cause he's a real douchelord fictional character

What is the difference between a orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!

Bros chin looks like from that movie cartoon named kronk no wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain but instead it grew longer