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Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!

He's an Italian plumber Created by the Japanese Who speaks English And looks like a Mexican Jumps like a black man And grabs coins like a Jew

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That's a good joke Bro lets meet up in real life my name is Zaiah

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Mario's entire journey is one big fever dream. Hear me out. Mario's entire journey is basically summed up to this: he is an italian plumber that needs to eat mushrooms and various other random objects to absorb their power in order to defeat a giant fire-breathing turtle so you can save a random princess. am I missing anything? I personally thoink that all of this is his own imagination and that mario is just high. THINK ABOUT IT. He's eating RED AND WHITE SPOTTED MUSHROOMS off the GROUND. not to mention flowers, "rock" mushrooms, weird fruit, and THE STARS THEMSELVES. Hmmmm....... honestly if that doesn't sound like mario's just high to you then you must be high yourselves. Or maybe I am. Idk.

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Bro quit being stupid mf