Character

Character Jokes

Hockey

Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.

Autobiography

"I'm thinking about killing off the main character in this book I'm writing."

"What type of book is it?"

"An autobiography."

Burger

Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.

Dwarf

Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

Peter Pan

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands. (This joke is good because it never gets old.)

Hairline

Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.

Attitude

"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem." - Jack Sparrow

Sonic

What color is Sonic's ball?

Blue because he keeps getting rejected.

Sense

You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?

Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔

Cheesus

"Cheesus" hates me, yeah, I know, 'cause he's a real douchelord fictional character.

Orphan

Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?

Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."

Orphan

What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!