Center

Center Jokes

Adoption center

A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.

Plane

Tonight, on Top Gear!

James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!

Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!

And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!

Orphan

Me: Where's your mom?

Kid: [cries]

Me: [leaving from the adoption center]

Right

"Left, center, right, and apolitical, also skeptical, are also a joke."

Lie

Welcome to the Fast Food Divorce Center where yesterday's lies are today's fries.

Adoption

I asked my mom where babies come from. She said I came from the adoption center.

Office

If I ever ran for public office, I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.

HIV

Me: spreading positivity.

Everyone else at the HIV testing center.

Ugliness

You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.

World Trade Center

"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."

Hare

What happened when 800 hares got loose in the center of town?

The cops had to comb through the area.

Sex

What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?

An inside job.

Pizza

What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?

Two large planes.

Music

I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!

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  • Business

    I've never been to Bradford before until today. While driving through the city center with my dad I asked, "Would you set up a business here?", to which he responded "No".

    So I asked "Why not, you'd make us rich!", He gave me a confused face and asked, "How so?".

    So I said, "Because sales would be fucking booming!"

    I know, it's an awful joke.

    Adoption center

    An old lady walks into an adoption center, and the lady that runs the business says, "Oh, haven’t seen you in a long time!"