The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got to violent and now their sister(World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption and the planes were given back to their owners.
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the world trade center.
people say towers can't move, apparently, nobody told that to the trade centers.
The people in the world trade center ordered two pepperoni but got two plane.
Tonight, on top gear! James may dives a bus full of kids off a mountain! Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany! and I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
Me: Where's your mom? Kid: cries Me: leaving from the adoption center
Left, center,right and apolitical also skeptical are also a joke.
Why are there adoption centers? Because it’s a market for pedafiles
WELCOME TO THE FAST FOOD DIVORCE CENTER WHERE YESTERDAYS LIES ARE TODAYS FRIES
When you are chilling in the world trade center and then you suddenly get airplane wifi
I asked my mom where babys come from she said I came from the adoption center.
If I ever ran for public office. I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.
Me: spreading positivity Everyone else at the HIV testing center
Your so ugly ur mom and dad abandoned you and you went to the adoption Center and not even the adoption Center would take you or let you in.
Look, it’s the dead center of town!
What happened when 800 hares got loose in the center of town?
The cops had to comb through the area.
What do you call sex in the world trade center?
An inside job.
What was the last pizza order at the world trade center?
Two Large Plaines
I’m going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
I've never been to Bradford before until today. While driving through the city center with my dad I asked, "Would you set up a business here?" to which he responded "No". So I asked "Why not, you'd make us rich!", He gave me a confused face and asked, "How so?".
So I said, "Because sales would be fucking booming"
I know, it's an awful joke.
