Why can’t a orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day becuse they have no parents
What is stuck between a doorway?
Rebel Wilson
How do you know when it’s bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
The big hand is on the little hand!
Chuck Norris once did a roundhouse kick...and successfully completed the bottle cap challenge
Chuck Norris doesn't fly on airplanes. Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.
I decided to visit Saudi Arabia with my girlfriend.
She and I learned they celebrate Pride month by throwing stones.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad influence to children?
Because he only looks one way when crossing the road
How did the orphan become famous? They said, "Go big or go home."
On a hot summers day a famous celebrity tweeted " it is a beautiful day and I`m deciding which kid to have fun with today" to which the local priest replied " I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today".
How do you beat lady gaga at Texas hold’em?
Poker face
Orphan finds genie
Orphan:my first wish is to be Rich
Genie: of course
Orphan:my second wish is to be famous
Genie:done
Orphan: I wish my parents can come back Genie: I told you I can't bring people back from the dead
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he'll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn't get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?
to see who's hanging around.
Which fish is the most famous?
The star fish!
have you heard about the new movie with steven hawkings as the star? its called unplugged.
If dustys dad from home daddy 2 was in nasa How come he is not famous
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died... His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland." When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests. The painting depicts Lenin's wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.
"But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" Asks one of the guests.
"Lenin is in Poland," replies the painter.
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?
Logan Paul left him hanging
