Cause Of Death jokes

Do you know the number one cause of death for lesbians?

Getting your fingers stuck in there.

What's cold, blue and makes women cry?

Cot death.

"Suicide is the 10th leading cause of death"?

Maybe in infidel America but.... it is #1 in the Glorious Iran.

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Robin asks Batman what he is getting his parents for Christmas. Batman gets mad, slaps Robin, and runs off crying.

Now you know why Batman Beyond was born when Bruce died. cause of death: suicide