Cauldron jokes
Hey girl, do you like Harry Potter?
Because I want to wingardium leviosa up that skirt, alohamora those legs open, and aqua erupto inside of your leaky cauldron.
What goes cackle, cackle, *bonk*?
A witch laughing its head off.
Why don’t witches wear underwear?
To get a better grip on their broom.
What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?
Ma-SCARE-a!
Why don't witches wear underwear?
So they can get a better grip on their broom.