Cattle jokes

What do you call a male cow who’s taking a nap?

A bull dozer.

If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?

My life is such an udder disappointment. What an udder failure!

My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high...

What is a cow's favorite party game?

Moo-sical chairs!

What do you call a sleeping cow?

A bull-dozer.

What is it called when a bull lies about other bulls?

Bullying.