Cattle jokes
What do you call a male cow who’s taking a nap?
A bull dozer.
If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?
My life is such an udder disappointment. What an udder failure!
My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high...
What is a cow's favorite party game?
Moo-sical chairs!
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer.
What is it called when a bull lies about other bulls?
Bullying.