what job do you want if you dont want peoples two since
a catholic priest
Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they're all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there's no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”
What do Macdonalds and Priests both do? They both put their meat between 10 year old buns
What happens when you throw an underaged boy between two catholic priests? They fight and... You know the rest.
Person 1 - How the freak did you get in my house!?!?! I locked the door!!!
Person 2 - But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass
Im treated like god when im home, im usually ignored until someone wants something.
Who would win? The laws of the catholic church which have been affective for over 900 years
one horny henry
I always hated being born a catholic as a kid, the way you have to keep kneeling down, bending over and standing up all within a few minutes of each other while at church, I was always thinking “for God’s sake just pick a position and fuck me”
What's the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds ? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.
What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common?
Little boys pants half off.
What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile?
One is Catholic
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up as an altar boy
How do you kill a little boy You throw him between two Catholic priest
Kevin McClean
What do you call a retarded Catholic?
Asperges
How do you kill a catholic.
Crucify them...
Whats the difference between acne and a Catholic priest ? Acne doesn't cum on a kids face til their 13 or 14
What do you call a catholic priest who molests children? A catholic priest
How did the blind Catholic get in a car crash? He asked Jesus to take the wheel.
what do fat demons hate, exorcise
