Care jokes
So I left my mom with my baby, and I was terrified when I came back; the wheelchair was in the water.
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.
Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"
Because it doesn't matter your age.
Karien: Mom, I don't care if you're dating a new guy, I want you and Dad to be together!
Daiana: Sometimes things don't work out, like when it didn't work between your father and me. Time to move on, Karien.
Karien: Well I'm not moving on! I can't believe you love someone else!
Daiana: Karien, just give him a chance. His name is Derek, he loves cooking, cleaning, and anything that has you doing something.
Karien: That is so boring!
Daiana: Well just work with me please?
Karien: I'll give you a day... 24 hours, Mom!
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them where their parents were.
God, I love working at an orphanage!
So, if she gargles your cum, is that a jacuzzi daycare?
I love orphans, so at least they know someone loves them.
I love you.
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
"I work with animals," a guy says to his date.
"That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?"
"I'm a butcher," he replies.
What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.
The dear God created the man.
Then he created woman.
When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.
Difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing, no one cares how much lead is in those kids.
What do orgasms and impulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!
Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"