Everyone punch orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"
Because it doesn't matter your age.
Karien: Mom, I don't care if you're dating a new guy, I want you and Dad to be together!
Daiana: Sometimes things don't work out, like when it didn't work between your father and me. Time to move on, Karien.
Karien: Well I'm not moving on! I can't believe you love someone else!
Daiana: Karien, just give him a chance. His name is Derek, he loves cooking, cleaning, and anything that has you doing something.
Karien: That is so boring!
Daiana: Well just work with me please?
Karien: I'll give you a day... 24 hours, Mom!
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them where their parents were.
God, I love working at an orphanage!
So, if she gargles your cum, is that a jacuzzi daycare?
I love orphans, so at least they know someone loves them.
I love you.
Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!
You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"
I'll give you an A because you're awesome.
B because you're beautiful.
A C because you're caring.
And I'll give you this D cuz you deserve it.
Be grateful:
You're missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
Difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing, no one cares how much lead is in those kids.
¡Hola, soy Dora!
Can you help me find the two fucks I'm supposed to give?!
What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.
What do orgasms and impulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
The dear God created the man.
Then he created woman.
When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.
"I work with animals," a guy says to his date.
"That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?"
"I'm a butcher," he replies.
